"Yo, why are you pouting?".
"I wanted to be a cool Swag Santa but I got to be a Krismas Tree", he answered.
"But in that way you don't have to look old and fat", I told him.
"Are you talking to yourself?", he cocked an eyebrow.
"How nice of you!" I yelled.
"Merry Krismas, Larissa".